IT’S TRUE! WE ARE OFFICIALLY ALIENS!

In the US, you’ll offend people if you label someone an alien (legal or not).  In France, they have no reservations whatsoever about calling you an alien, which we are!

Yes, that’s pretty campy, but it made me laugh!  Go get’em, Captain James T. Kirk!

Bonjour from the Hexagon, France’s nickname (because of its shape)!  In the four days that we’ve been here, I have enough material to write 20 blogs.  But not to worry, I’ll pare and spare!

Thursday, October 26 – we arrived, jet-lagged, eager, eyes wide open.  The terrain around the airport area and our accommodations set a pretty low bar. Let’s call it a discouraging day.  Yes, we even seriously wondered, “WHAAAAT HAVE WE DONE!”  ‘Nuff said.

Friday, we went FIRST THING with Gaetan, our local relocation professional, to see an apartment that had just come on the market the day we left Greenville.  You probably know we didn’t get our original 1st, 2nd, and 3rd choices. Bummer.  NOT!  GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT!  This apartment is so absolutely amazing, I can hardly describe it.  No fooling around this time, straight to the realtor’s office to sign the papers!  No “let’s see what else there is,” no “think about it until Monday….”  BAM!  Thank you, God!  Manna from heaven!  (and thank you, Randy, for praying about it specifically!) (to see the online posting of the apartment, click here)

Even though papers are signed, we are still holding our breath until we get keys around the 15th-20th of November (having been burned once already….).  Our storage container should arrive about that time as well, so good on all fronts!  INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH – in the historical district, movers often use a CRANE to lift the household furniture and goods in through the windows.  Isn’t that bizarre?  The elevator will accommodate precisely 1.25 slender people, the stairs are narrow and circular with no handrails, and if you want your furniture on the top (5th) floor, which we do….up, up, and away!  Can’t wait to take pictures of THAT!

The birthday weekend was wonderful.  I got to Viber text-and-video with you and see your smiling faces!  Tanner and I walked a gazillion miles, saw much of the town, took the tram, bought our first baguette and pastries.  We had beer in an outdoor cafe, bought a French international phone, and a coin purse for all of the Euro coins. (There are no paper bills less than 5 Euros — so the 2 Euro and 1 Euro [think dollar] have no bills, only coins.)  Pretty much stayed OUT of our truckstop temporary apartment to the utmost of our ability.  😉

We found a gorgeous large park with a lake and swans, Jardin LeCoq, close to the Universite de Clermont Avergne.  Lots of young people everywhere – 20s and 30s.  Small FiFi dogs inside restaurants.  Most men wore skinny pants, very pointy shoes, and scarves.  Even male toddlers had on men-scarves.  Women looked ‘normal’ to me (so far) — shoes meant for cobblestones, not the high-heeled Parisiennes from the magazines I expected!

Did I mention about the walking?  Oh yeah, I did.  Even with the right footwear, the rough sidewalks will punish you [ cobblestones = 2 Aleve].  Don’t say I didn’t tell you!  You’ve been warned!

So Tanner’s Day One is today — we woke up early, he dressed nicely, tie and all. Then he hoofed the mile to Michelin, in 38 degree weather, in the dark, in dress shoes, to work.  I turned on my phone and voila — the time said 6:15 am!!!!  My watch said 7:15 am!!!!  WHO KNEW THAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDED IN FRANCE YESTERDAY!!!!!  He hustled back when no one was even at the security gate, we laughed, had more coffee, and out the door he went – again!   Hoping he has a great ‘first day of school.’  Pretty weird when you’ve been with a team in the US for 6+ years and know everyone there.  Hard to be the new kid in town!

As for me?  I’m headed to the grocery around the corner to buy only-what-I-can-carry for today.  It’s all in the attitude.  I can feel alone, in a foreign country, and all that comes with that — but I refuse!  Attitude is everything!

Happy birthday, Randy!  Happy birthday, Jordana!

BTW — download Viber on your phone (go to your playstore and enter “Viber.” We can talk and text and video chat for free!  There is a 6 hour difference between France and the East Coast.  If you need us urgently, the new French mobile phone number to dial from the US is 011-33-767-48-15-19.

I’ll upload pictures soon.  No wifi (“wee fee,” in French) here.  Gotta find a Starbucks and connect!

xoxox to you all,

Mindy

Matthew 10:29-31  Are not two sparrows sold for a cent?  And yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from your Father.  But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.  So do not fear; you are more valuable than many sparrows.

Bon Voyage and Je t’aime!

Leaving 12:30 pm Wednesday 10/25/17 — arriving Thursday a.m. in Paris 6:10 am (midnight East Coast).  Then to Clermont-Ferrand, arriving 11:00 am (5:00 am East Coast).   Through the looking glass, Alice!

Almost 27 years TO THE DAY when we came from Germany (with short stay in Tulsa) to Greenville – October 28, 1990.  How ironic to be almost full circle.  My heart hurts tonight.  Leaving, even temporarily, is so difficult.  Thank you for the emails,  texts,  and calls. LOVE all of you!

The next time you read this….it will be about a BRAVE NEW WORLD TO CONQUER!  Come along on our journey to PURE IMAGINATION!

BIIIIIIGGGGGG HUGS!!!  PACK THOSE BAGS!!!

 

Nerves

It’s getting close.  Really close.  Creeping up on us.  Hiding around the corner. Ready to yell “BOO!” The waiting and distractions have lulled me into a false sense of limbo.   Can’t sleep.   I have to keep reminding myself……

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But we aren’t gonna talk about the twist in my stomach!  It’s getting tight.

I was told by a French woman that French women generally do not shave underarms and, to a lesser extent, legs.  Even today.  REALLY.

And antiperspirant/deodorant is considered bad for the skin and health.  Uh, huh.  Vive la différence, but I’m stocking up at CVS, all the same.

Check your watches — France is 6 hours ahead of Eastern time (7 hours ahead of Tulsa).  So when it’s noon in Greenville, it’s 6 pm in Clermont-Ferrand.  Ha Ha, Santa gets to us first.  But disregard the time difference — JUST CALL – whenever you want to!  I mean it!

Here’s your trivia for the day….French President Emmanuel Macron is 39 years old, the youngest president in the history of France.  He was an outstanding student, an investment banker, and a civil servant, including a stint at the Nigerian Embassy.  He has a master’s level degree in Philosophy and Public Affairs and is the son of a physician and a neurology professor.  Macron’s wife, Brigitte, is 24 years his senior.  They first met when he was a 15-year-old student and she was his 39-year-old teacher, and became a couple once he was 18.  His parents sent him off to Paris due to their alarm at the bond he had formed with Brigitte, who was married with three children at the time.

Also interesting and much less scandalous, there is an apartment at the top of the Eiffel Tower, designed and lived in by the architect, Gustave Eiffel.  Among the very few people who were invited to the topmost residence was our very own Thomas Alva Edison.  (Tulsa Edison, Class of ’77!)

Yep……almost time to pack……..

Busy seeing friends and giving big hugs, refusing to say goodbye but rather “see you soon” – “à bientôt” – until they come to visit or we return to be with them.  To Augusta today to hug our trois enfants.  

Petit bisous! (little kisses!) xoxox

Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.  1 Peter 5:7  

I’m trying.

Ready or Not, Here We Come…..

George Peppard, star of the 1980s TV sitcom The A-Team, would always escape “near-death” scenarios with his raggedy team of daredevils.  At the end of every show, he would puff on his cigar and say with great swagger,

Our list of MUST DO items, all 2,573 pages long, is almost finished….maybe, just maybe, this plan is coming together!

You know, I think this is actually gonna happen!

Yes, it will be terrible to hug the kids this weekend when we leave Augusta.  Yes, there will be leaky eyes and running mascara.  No, no permanent apartment yet.  Yes, a temporary corporate apartment for 30+ days upon arrival (see it here).  No, I haven’t driven by our old house again (since the last time).    [Does that make me a stalker?]   Yes, Tanner hits the road soon – to Romania and Hungary.  No, we have no plans for my birthday except to figure out which way is up.  Yes, the kids are coming for NOEL!  Yes, I heard there is BUNCO with Americans there (yea!).  Yes, French lessons are such a wonderful gift BUT!  Il est très difficile pour moi!  I adore my teacher, Hortense, mais talk about mental exercise!  Oooo la la la la.  (And Tanner’s course is 4x harder than mine!) I have homework daily – he has HOURS of homework daily, until all hours of the night.  Truly.  Here was today’s lesson (in brief).    

Lundi 16 octobre – corriger les devoirs. Pratique orale: acheter : courses, restaurants, vêtements.   Situations d’achat. Réviser les expressions avec avoir et Les nombres de 30 – 100.   Les commerces en France.  Site pour écouter les dialogues et pratiquer le français. Réviser le passé composé avec avoir et être

Have you looked at the Cool Tidbits page?  (click here)  Just some interesting trivia!  Such as, “the French eat every part of the pig aside from the ‘oink.’ Trotters, as the British call them, are popular the world over but they are especially adored in France. They are cooked slowly and the final dish is… delightfully gelatinous.”  Now THAT is disgusting! Go to the Cool Tidbits Page and see the article on weird French favorites…but wait until AFTER you’ve had dinner!

I think I’ll stick with just chicken….and chicken….and only chicken, s’il vous plait!

(P.S. Tanner says if I show you the article, then no one will come to visit……)

If I can do anything for you before or after we go, please let me know (soon). Missing everyone already!   

à la prochaine, mes amis!

Isaiah 41:10  So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God.  I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.

I beg your pardon…..

Our lovely French apartment-to-be on Avenue Julien – the one I was mentally arranging furniture in every single night for hours – was snaked out from under us.  You have to understand, there are maybe THREE (un, deux, trois) others – 3!!! – to pick from…one that’s $500 MORE/mo (UGH) or one that’s 1,000 sf and three flights of stairs up (no elevator) (in which case, we brought WAY.TOO.MUCH.STUFF).  Yeah, yeah, yeah…..this, too, shall pass!  When we signed on the dotted line, no one promised anyone a rose garden…..so homeless we remain!  It’s all good.

Two weeks from this minute we’ll be somewhere over the Atlantic Ocean, with five suitcases and no keys to anything.  ASSUMING our passports with the Visa stamps arrive from the Consulate in time!  🙂

Selling the Z tomorrow (I think), which will probably be hard for Tanner.  That’s been HIS CAR since 2006 – I’ve probably driven it only a dozen times in a decade.  It’s his baby!  Like selling your firstborn!

Many firsts.  Bring ’em on!

Lesson du jour ~ Six inches.  That’s how much the Eiffel Tower grows in the sun. Yes!  The Eiffel Tower grows when it gets hot and shrinks in the cold. Although this is fairly hard to see with the naked eye.   🙂

Romans 5:3 And not only this, but we also exult in our tribulations, knowing that tribulation brings about perseverance…”

THE NEW NORMAL ISN’T NORMAL

Everything is changing.  Think “Tilt-O-Whirl” and that slinging, disorienting whiplash feeling!

Tulsa was excellent. Mom, Larry, Myrna, Cheryl, Joan…strong ties that weave our tapestry.  Not always easy, but always heartwarming. Tanner also hopped over for the day, courtesy of Brendan (thank you!) & Delta, and we saw Jim’s perfect apartment situation – what a great place!  Mom and I spent an entire day at the Tulsa State Fair.  Childhood throwback!  WONDERFUL fun, petting zoo and all!  We always have such a good time together.

 

Tanner picked me up from the airport at GSP and jumped on Highway 85 south.  When he passed the Michelin headquarters on Pelham Road, I briefly thought, “WHERE is he GOING?”  A minute later down the highway at 65 mph, I thought, “Maybe we are going to eat somewhere?”  Then realization dawned….we weren’t going HOME.  The car should have been on autopilot, like every other airport trip for the last 20 years…but it wasn’t.  We were heading to the temporary corporate apartment.  WOW.  Talk about reality check.  And hard to swallow! (Another swerving curve on the Tilt-o-Wheel…or maybe it’s the HIM-A-LA-YA (click here).  Do you want to go FASTER?  <yes!!!> I CAN’T HEAR YOU! <YESSSSS!>)* 

Then the weekend wrote another lovely chapter in our story with Brendan (HAPPY 28th BIRTHDAY!), Robert, and Leslie (HAPPY 2nd ANNIVERSARY!). Here’s to a very special evening of family-style Italian dining in Atlanta at Maggiano’s!  Have to admit, I cried when leaving Brendan on Sunday….hurts me to leave them all!  #EVERY.SINGLE.TIME

Atlanta’s Maison de France [French Consulate or Embassy], was an [ahem!] interesting experience this morning.  Very methodical, mechanical, and frosty.  We sat across from a stern, impassive young woman, devoid of any emotion, separated by thick glass and an intercom (like prison in the movies), and passed papers and cash back and forth.  After 30 minutes of keying on the computer in near silence, she said, “You may leave now.” Did we pass?  Will we get our visas?  I guess so!  But I’m not sure!  Welcome to France.  We’re leaving sunny Southern hospitality, y’all.

Two weeks, two days to go……I’m starting to feel all twisted inside.

Bunco is tomorrow night and I can’t go…and tap class…and all the regular, normal things of our life. We’re still here in Greenville, but everything is Alice-in-Wonderland different.  I guess it’s time to go, if we’re gonna go.  Through the looking glass!

LESSON DU JOUR

Here’s an overlay with a map of France placed on top of the continental US.  France is slightly smaller than two Colorados (and smaller than Texas).  The population of Paris is just a little larger than that of Houston, our 4th largest city in the US.

Bonsoir, mes amis!  

John 14:6 Jesus said to him, “I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.”  Eternity came without warning to the murdered people in Las Vegas. Are you ready right now? You can be.