On the Puy-de-Dôme and Hang Gliding

Last Wednesday was All Saints’ Day in France, a national holiday.  We celebrated by going to the top of the highest of the chain of 80 volcanoes, the Puy-de-Dôme. It was only a 25 minute drive.  The summit is accessed by a cog railway train, very modern and sleek.  Many people brought their dogs with them right on the train. You can also hike up – or down – or both ways, if you wish! The top is 1,450 meters high — that’s 4,575 feet for us anglophiles!

It was a PARFAIT day, cool, not too breezy — and every hang glider in France was there!  We were right next to them on top of the mountain – it was fascinating to see them run up to the edge of the cliff and the updraft catch their beautiful parachutes and swing them up.  They just swooped and soared, the next best thing to really having wings.

At one point, there were 28 parachutes up there, almost suspended in the air near the top of the volcano.  Completely amazing!

I thought this was something I wanted to do — before I saw how far down a fall would be!  I’m quite content to just take pictures now.  It’s a loonnngggg way down…..if you look closely, you’ll see the twin steeples of the Cathedral in Clermont Ferrand way down below……

At the very top is France’s tallest meteorological tower and an excavation of a Temple for the god Mercury. Archaeologists figure that it was built in the 11th Century.  It was discovered in 1870, and the excavation has been on and off over the last 100 years.  (It would be a long commute for the meteorologists every day!)

Puy-de-Dôme is one of the most stormy areas in France: the daytime storms are very frequent and sometimes violent. Did you know that volcanoes actually attract lightning?

It was a beautiful excursion and I told Tanner that we’ll be going back up there many times — as in every time someone comes to visit!  🙂

À bientôt !

Psalm 33:20 Our soul waits for the LORD; He is our help and our shield.

#DRINKINGFROMAFIREHOSE

Today, just tidbits from my pinball machine head!

Friendliness – so far, 99% approval rating!  Even when we botch it up badly.  If the person answers in English, I am determined to speak French back, unless I just absolutely cannot come up with a vital word.  You can get by pretty well in the world by pointing, saying please, and thank you! They actually DO appear to appreciate the efforts to speak French!

Feeling “Frenchie” – walked to the hypermarche (grocery store) all by my lonesome with my cloth bags, ordered ham and cheese at the deli (en Francaise, of course), and checked out without being too self-conscious.  Only buy what you can carry on foot! (Bottled water and wine is HEAVY.)  And it’s a good thing there are pictures of the food on most packaging.  No ranch dressing. (REALLY?) Couldn’t find anything like ziplock bags.  I did see Swiffer, Tropicana, and Lays, however!  Food = $$$.  Great supermarket, outdoor market, corner grocery, and individual bakeries and cheese shops.  No one is lacking for choices here — just not the choices we are used to.

Clothing & Fashion – in the storefronts, some clothing is beautiful and some is “meh.”  Just like home!  Women are wearing their jeans snug to the ankle, sometimes cuffed, and short boots.  Muted scarves galore. Bold eyeglasses are fashionable, and are trending back towards large.  Men are ALL in skinny pants and pointy shoes.  The wedding dresses in the store windows are fantastically beautiful.  And, of course, colors are black, gray, black, brown, and more black.  Did I say black, black, and more black?

Language – between Tanner and me, we are getting along quite well in daily commerce!  He conversed with the rental car lady much faster than I could follow; I got along better in conversations with the real estate agent.  We need to stay together all of the time.  Wonder how it’s going for him AT WORK today!  Today is the end of his first week.

Outlook – So grateful for having this lovely apartment on Rue Blatin to look forward to.  Otherwise, our attitude about this temp accommodation would be less than happy.  Knowing that we have a beautiful carrot in front of that stick in about 15-20 days makes it very tolerable!  Mattress practically on the floor and all.  The new apartment is over the top!

Current Kitchen – Figuring out how to turn on the oven was a challenge.  Seriously.  Strange little symbols, no words or degrees.  Funny how we go through our daily lives on auto pilot until it all changes and the smallest of things take mental exercise!

Recycling – Ummmm…..there are different bins for glass, plastic, and trash, but all of them seem to contain the same garbage.  Sounds good, but so far, I don’t see any actual sorting going on.  Such a disconnect between all the organic food offered, conservation promotions, and the 80% smoking rate.

Address – by the end of November, anyway –

Mr et Mme Tanner Espey   (or Mme Mindy Espey)

20 Rue Blatin, 4eme Etage

63000, Clermont Ferrand, France

We’ll have four bedrooms, an inside atrium (jardin d’hiver), a small private roof-top terrace with 360 degree views, lots of natural light, and 2.5 bathrooms.  2,500 SF!  Just incredible.  Unheard-of.  PACK YOUR BAGS!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!

Parking – I cannot even tell you how we got that very small Renault rental into that teeny tiny sardine-can-of-a-box that is assigned to our apartment.  It literally took 30 minutes, guiding Tanner back and forth, inching in with perhaps 2” (TWO INCHES!) on either side of the car.  He could hardly get out of the car.  We may not drive again until we move to the new place!  WHICH, by the way, has two nice covered places without any sides!  Halleluiah for the little things in life!

Internet & Data – THE THORN IN OUR SIDE.  We DON’T have internet in the temporary apartment, which is a killer.  (Which tram to take? The weather today? I don’t know. No connection. You get it.) I have 2 GB / month with my new French phone.  We have used the phone as a hotspot to get our email, etc. on our computers over the weekend, not even very much, and blew through that monthly allotment of 2 GB in 2 days.  That bill is going to be a doozie.  And regarding internet for the new apartment – we were told that it may take up to another MONTH for the internet to be connected.  Even the locals tell us, “This is France!  You must be patient.  Things do not happen quickly.”  In the meantime, our connectivity will be hit or miss.  I am chafing at the bit…don’t like not being TOTALLY CONNECTED.

However,  every day’s a winner.  Thanks, Dad, for imprinting this outlook on us!  Love you all and thinking of you constantly,

Mindy

IT’S TRUE! WE ARE OFFICIALLY ALIENS!

In the US, you’ll offend people if you label someone an alien (legal or not).  In France, they have no reservations whatsoever about calling you an alien, which we are!

Yes, that’s pretty campy, but it made me laugh!  Go get’em, Captain James T. Kirk!

Bonjour from the Hexagon, France’s nickname (because of its shape)!  In the four days that we’ve been here, I have enough material to write 20 blogs.  But not to worry, I’ll pare and spare!

Thursday, October 26 – we arrived, jet-lagged, eager, eyes wide open.  The terrain around the airport area and our accommodations set a pretty low bar. Let’s call it a discouraging day.  Yes, we even seriously wondered, “WHAAAAT HAVE WE DONE!”  ‘Nuff said.

Friday, we went FIRST THING with Gaetan, our local relocation professional, to see an apartment that had just come on the market the day we left Greenville.  You probably know we didn’t get our original 1st, 2nd, and 3rd choices. Bummer.  NOT!  GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE THAT WAIT!  This apartment is so absolutely amazing, I can hardly describe it.  No fooling around this time, straight to the realtor’s office to sign the papers!  No “let’s see what else there is,” no “think about it until Monday….”  BAM!  Thank you, God!  Manna from heaven!  (and thank you, Randy, for praying about it specifically!) (to see the online posting of the apartment, click here)

Even though papers are signed, we are still holding our breath until we get keys around the 15th-20th of November (having been burned once already….).  Our storage container should arrive about that time as well, so good on all fronts!  INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH – in the historical district, movers often use a CRANE to lift the household furniture and goods in through the windows.  Isn’t that bizarre?  The elevator will accommodate precisely 1.25 slender people, the stairs are narrow and circular with no handrails, and if you want your furniture on the top (5th) floor, which we do….up, up, and away!  Can’t wait to take pictures of THAT!

The birthday weekend was wonderful.  I got to Viber text-and-video with you and see your smiling faces!  Tanner and I walked a gazillion miles, saw much of the town, took the tram, bought our first baguette and pastries.  We had beer in an outdoor cafe, bought a French international phone, and a coin purse for all of the Euro coins. (There are no paper bills less than 5 Euros — so the 2 Euro and 1 Euro [think dollar] have no bills, only coins.)  Pretty much stayed OUT of our truckstop temporary apartment to the utmost of our ability.  😉

We found a gorgeous large park with a lake and swans, Jardin LeCoq, close to the Universite de Clermont Avergne.  Lots of young people everywhere – 20s and 30s.  Small FiFi dogs inside restaurants.  Most men wore skinny pants, very pointy shoes, and scarves.  Even male toddlers had on men-scarves.  Women looked ‘normal’ to me (so far) — shoes meant for cobblestones, not the high-heeled Parisiennes from the magazines I expected!

Did I mention about the walking?  Oh yeah, I did.  Even with the right footwear, the rough sidewalks will punish you [ cobblestones = 2 Aleve].  Don’t say I didn’t tell you!  You’ve been warned!

So Tanner’s Day One is today — we woke up early, he dressed nicely, tie and all. Then he hoofed the mile to Michelin, in 38 degree weather, in the dark, in dress shoes, to work.  I turned on my phone and voila — the time said 6:15 am!!!!  My watch said 7:15 am!!!!  WHO KNEW THAT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME ENDED IN FRANCE YESTERDAY!!!!!  He hustled back when no one was even at the security gate, we laughed, had more coffee, and out the door he went – again!   Hoping he has a great ‘first day of school.’  Pretty weird when you’ve been with a team in the US for 6+ years and know everyone there.  Hard to be the new kid in town!

As for me?  I’m headed to the grocery around the corner to buy only-what-I-can-carry for today.  It’s all in the attitude.  I can feel alone, in a foreign country, and all that comes with that — but I refuse!  Attitude is everything!

Happy birthday, Randy!  Happy birthday, Jordana!

BTW — download Viber on your phone (go to your playstore and enter “Viber.” We can talk and text and video chat for free!  There is a 6 hour difference between France and the East Coast.  If you need us urgently, the new French mobile phone number to dial from the US is 011-33-767-48-15-19.

I’ll upload pictures soon.  No wifi (“wee fee,” in French) here.  Gotta find a Starbucks and connect!

xoxox to you all,

Mindy

Matthew 10:29-31  Are not two sparrows sold for a cent?  And yet not one of them will fall to the ground apart from your Father.  But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.  So do not fear; you are more valuable than many sparrows.

Bon Voyage and Je t’aime!

Leaving 12:30 pm Wednesday 10/25/17 — arriving Thursday a.m. in Paris 6:10 am (midnight East Coast).  Then to Clermont-Ferrand, arriving 11:00 am (5:00 am East Coast).   Through the looking glass, Alice!

Almost 27 years TO THE DAY when we came from Germany (with short stay in Tulsa) to Greenville – October 28, 1990.  How ironic to be almost full circle.  My heart hurts tonight.  Leaving, even temporarily, is so difficult.  Thank you for the emails,  texts,  and calls. LOVE all of you!

The next time you read this….it will be about a BRAVE NEW WORLD TO CONQUER!  Come along on our journey to PURE IMAGINATION!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2pt2-F2j2g

BIIIIIIGGGGGG HUGS!!!  PACK THOSE BAGS!!!

 

Nerves

It’s getting close.  Really close.  Creeping up on us.  Hiding around the corner. Ready to yell “BOO!” The waiting and distractions have lulled me into a false sense of limbo.   Can’t sleep.   I have to keep reminding myself……

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But we aren’t gonna talk about the twist in my stomach!  It’s getting tight.

I was told by a French woman that French women generally do not shave underarms and, to a lesser extent, legs.  Even today.  REALLY.

And antiperspirant/deodorant is considered bad for the skin and health.  Uh, huh.  Vive la différence, but I’m stocking up at CVS, all the same.

Check your watches — France is 6 hours ahead of Eastern time (7 hours ahead of Tulsa).  So when it’s noon in Greenville, it’s 6 pm in Clermont-Ferrand.  Ha Ha, Santa gets to us first.  But disregard the time difference — JUST CALL – whenever you want to!  I mean it!

Here’s your trivia for the day….French President Emmanuel Macron is 39 years old, the youngest president in the history of France.  He was an outstanding student, an investment banker, and a civil servant, including a stint at the Nigerian Embassy.  He has a master’s level degree in Philosophy and Public Affairs and is the son of a physician and a neurology professor.  Macron’s wife, Brigitte, is 24 years his senior.  They first met when he was a 15-year-old student and she was his 39-year-old teacher, and became a couple once he was 18.  His parents sent him off to Paris due to their alarm at the bond he had formed with Brigitte, who was married with three children at the time.

Also interesting and much less scandalous, there is an apartment at the top of the Eiffel Tower, designed and lived in by the architect, Gustave Eiffel.  Among the very few people who were invited to the topmost residence was our very own Thomas Alva Edison.  (Tulsa Edison, Class of ’77!)

Yep……almost time to pack……..

Busy seeing friends and giving big hugs, refusing to say goodbye but rather “see you soon” – “à bientôt” – until they come to visit or we return to be with them.  To Augusta today to hug our trois enfants.  

Petit bisous! (little kisses!) xoxox

Cast all your anxiety on Him because He cares for you.  1 Peter 5:7  

I’m trying.

Ready or Not, Here We Come…..

George Peppard, star of the 1980s TV sitcom The A-Team, would always escape “near-death” scenarios with his raggedy team of daredevils.  At the end of every show, he would puff on his cigar and say with great swagger,

Our list of MUST DO items, all 2,573 pages long, is almost finished….maybe, just maybe, this plan is coming together!

You know, I think this is actually gonna happen!

Yes, it will be terrible to hug the kids this weekend when we leave Augusta.  Yes, there will be leaky eyes and running mascara.  No, no permanent apartment yet.  Yes, a temporary corporate apartment for 30+ days upon arrival (see it here).  No, I haven’t driven by our old house again (since the last time).    [Does that make me a stalker?]   Yes, Tanner hits the road soon – to Romania and Hungary.  No, we have no plans for my birthday except to figure out which way is up.  Yes, the kids are coming for NOEL!  Yes, I heard there is BUNCO with Americans there (yea!).  Yes, French lessons are such a wonderful gift BUT!  Il est très difficile pour moi!  I adore my teacher, Hortense, mais talk about mental exercise!  Oooo la la la la.  (And Tanner’s course is 4x harder than mine!) I have homework daily – he has HOURS of homework daily, until all hours of the night.  Truly.  Here was today’s lesson (in brief).    

Lundi 16 octobre – corriger les devoirs. Pratique orale: acheter : courses, restaurants, vêtements.   Situations d’achat. Réviser les expressions avec avoir et Les nombres de 30 – 100.   Les commerces en France.  Site pour écouter les dialogues et pratiquer le français. Réviser le passé composé avec avoir et être

Have you looked at the Cool Tidbits page?  (click here)  Just some interesting trivia!  Such as, “the French eat every part of the pig aside from the ‘oink.’ Trotters, as the British call them, are popular the world over but they are especially adored in France. They are cooked slowly and the final dish is… delightfully gelatinous.”  Now THAT is disgusting! Go to the Cool Tidbits Page and see the article on weird French favorites…but wait until AFTER you’ve had dinner!

I think I’ll stick with just chicken….and chicken….and only chicken, s’il vous plait!

(P.S. Tanner says if I show you the article, then no one will come to visit……)

If I can do anything for you before or after we go, please let me know (soon). Missing everyone already!   

à la prochaine, mes amis!

Isaiah 41:10  So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God.  I will strengthen you and help you; I will uphold you with my righteous right hand.